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Legal Umps Dump No-Bump Trumps D–K Pumps.

Some months ago, FBI agents recovered a haul of Trump branded penis pumps during a dawn raid of former Trump Campaign Manager, Paul Manafort. The 3000 Chinese made units were expected to have a...

Save Your Sanity With Short Notice Daycare.

A new child-care startup is opening its doors this month to help those most in need – parents with annoying kids. Arkham Asylum For Criminally Insane Kids, also known as Grey Pillars Day Care,...

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Trump Popularity Surges After Strong Week

Thank you Mr President!  After continual and unrelenting fake news media attacks on President Trump, the latest polls are in.  And its good news for the Trump. Trumps excellent responses to the Charlottesville massacre...

Trump Needs Good News Fluffer

We’re all aware of Trump’s half-page daily brief that informs him of the key issues affecting the country in the next 24 hours. But with the news cycle savaging him daily for his incompetence,...

Trump’s Fire and Fury met with F.U.

President Trump announced today that North Korea would be met by “fire and fury, the likes of which the world has never seen” if it continues to make threats toward the United States. “Obama...