Local Man Has Same Song Stuck In His Head For 25 Years.

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A local man claims that he’s had the same song stuck in his head for the last 25 years.

Peter Avrage, 42, married catwalk model Sue Perhot in 1991 after she won Miss Indiana in 1990.   Peter’s friends believe the song stuck in his head at their wedding reception. Its had an adverse influence on his wife’s appearance and their marital relationship ever since.

The song is 90’s smash hit Baby Got Back by Sir Mix-A-Lot .  Its an addictive one-hit-wonder that got dance floors heaving.

A close friend revealed. “He’s just kept on singing about how he likes big butts..  that must have been hell on Sue, who had a figure like a goddess when they met.  She’s put on a few pounds since then to *appease Petes love for big butts* (using air quotes), but you can see it on his face. He’s dead inside. He liked the itty bitty waist.”

Sue has put on 266 pounds since marrying Peter, and has given him three short fat kids too, all because she thought he liked big round juicy butts.

Pete attempted suicide in 2005 after failing to end the mind invading song, leaving him a quadriplegic.

During our interview with Pete, he began humming the problematic tune again.  After a few moments, he chucked an ineffectual tantrum to try and make it stop.  We noticed a sticker saying “I like big butts” on the back of his wheelchair, with a picture of Sir Mix-a-lot.

Randomly, my ring tone is a snippet of Baby Got Back, and it rang at least six times during the interview.  While Peter did lose it every time it played, fortunately he couldn’t go anywhere so that was fine.

Sir Mix-A-Lot singing his awesome tune, Baby Got Back

Sir Mix-A-Lot singing his awesome tune, Baby Got Back

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