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In response to growing public pressure to address cruelty in the live export industry, Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull today suggested that the cows were responsible for their own situation, and could solve the problem...
Following the brutal attack on innocent little Pippin, some dog owners have been calling on their local councils to provide safe areas for their dogs to be themselves without fear of reprisals from bigger...
Flat-Earther, Mike Hughes, failed on Saturday to successfully complete his death wish “rocket” launch after parachutes fired too early, and forced his launch attempt to sail safely to the ground. Hughes’ original plan called...
History is full of lessons for those prepared to listen to her advice. In 2007, WA Liberal Politician Troy Buswell rejuvenated his political career by admitting to sniffing the chair of a female staffer....
After a marriage equality campaigner sent a Vote YES text message to hundreds of thousands of Australians, many thousands are claiming the text made them homophobic. Here are a few quotes we received...
Here’s the problem with an ordinary poll. They always ask you a question that boxes you into answering in a manner that supports the political agenda, one way or another. They might ask...
Nope, this is a satire site. Tony Abbott continued to frustrate his own party’s attempts at unity. He also called the Prime Minister a ****. We’re all still hanging out for old Tones to...
Professor Willow, the famous Pokemon scientist is in custody tonight after police and RSPCA raided his laboratories. The RSPCA had sought an order to shut Willow’s facilities down after noticing a lot of pokemon...
A common theme in many same-sex marriage debates online is that the NO voters accuse the YES voters of hate speech, or name calling, and otherwise unpleasant language. The NO voters typically calmly explain...
When Bill Mason rolled his vehicle in the Australian outback he began what would turn out to be a remarkable journey through adversity. The 21 year old was returning from his work in regional...
Shockwaves echoed around the world today as a statistically impossible collision between a cyclist and a motorist resulted in the surprising death of the motorist. Meanwhile the cyclist walked away relatively unharmed. Emma...
How much is your vote worth? What value do you place on someone else’s vote? These may be just thought experiments for the moment, but with preparations underway for the Liberal National Coalition postal...
Australians have found a unique way to remove the resurgent racist Pauline Hanson from office. Panama, a South American country known for its controversial tax laws and unusually loose financial regulation has agreed to...
Bill Shorten today unveiled his latest zinger for the Australian public. In response to an eye-watering assault from PM Malcolm “Trumble” which left the Opposition leader quietly sobbing, he silently commissioned a team of...
West Australian Liberals today are in chaos today as the leader of the party all but conceded defeat in a private conversation overhead at a Perth coffee shop. A man, looking a lot like...
What a time we live in. Of all the things we have to worry about, why is it that a satirical piece of text, written in jest, happens to suddenly become the subject of life...
Cory Bernardi, Australias most 1930’s politician, famed bigot, public hypocrite and all round ass-hat has played his hand in the Liberal Club today and walked out, hoping to congeal the worst of the party’s conservatives...
On the steps of Parliament House today, Malcolm Turnbull was greeted by a small army of Australia Post workers carrying packages containing a staggering 24 million verified Australian signatures. The unprecedented petition was organised...
After years of political non-leadership, Australian Prime Minister has finally taken a stand on an issue. Turnbull, who came to power by toppling the universally unpopular conservative elected PM Tony Abbott, has made a...