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Colin Barnett: “We’re Boned”

West Australian Liberals today are in chaos today as the leader of the party all but conceded defeat in a private conversation overhead at a Perth coffee shop. A man, looking a lot like...

BREAKING: Cows Can Predict Weather

Scientists at the Central University of Bovine Studies today completed a decade long investigation into cows’ apparent ability to predict rain. The domestication of the European common cow – Bos Taurus of the Bovidae family...

Trump Names Self As Supreme Court Nominee

You just cant make this stuff up. With his first week in office resulting in 20 executive orders issued and 20 executive orders retracted or challenged in court, Trump has clearly recognised that he...

Trump in road rage spitting incident

Frustrated by continuing poor performance, record low approval ratings and now health issues, the President today lashed out at Police escorting his motorcade.   The motorcade was accompanying Trump to a WWF match at...

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